Hula, Belly Dancing & Ballerina Gorillas

 A little singing, dancing and even a shimmy or two is right up their alley.   They'll be whatever you want as long as you show a little appreciation.   Wacky?  No problem!   Flirtatious?   Easy as banana pie!  Even sexy if they can spot a hairy chest or two.

And if you yearn for a little variety in your lives (and who doesn't) and strive to bridge the cultural divide, consider beating your chest, wearing Sarah Palin-red lipstick and asking their simian cousins, the TuTu Ballerina Gorilla and the Belly Dancing Gorilla, to join the soirée.